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Friday, January 20, 2017

Celebrate the Small Things: Rules

Despite my aversion to Chinese take-away food, I placed an order with Happy Garden, and fifteen minutes after my call, I strolled down the road to collect my dinner. It is a short, and typically uneventful journey, which I have made on numerous occasions.

As I left home, I heard my second least favourite suburban sound: a leaf blower. (Why can't people just use a broom?) When I turned the corner, I saw the offending contraption being wielded by a neighbour. He was operating on the same side of the road on which I was walking. Blowing leaves and twigs from his driveway and the section of footpath which stretched across in front of his property. I came closer, he saw me, but continued his two-stroke puffing. On the assumption that he would cease his labour momentarily to allow me to pass, I continued. I even caught his eye, and nodded in the laconic masculine way we Aussie blokes acknowledge strangers.

When he didn't stop, I deviated off the footpath on to the road and
received a faceful of dust. Blinking furiously to clear the offending detritus, I was unaware of the man's dog running towards me. I only realized it was there when it jumped on me and began humping my leg. I turned to the owner who turned away, and when the dog was finished, it too, left me alone, and both returned to the private space behind the automatic gate which was closing.

I reckon this man broke a number of social rules; the worst of which was not apologizing. Thankful for the fact that none of the stuff he blew in my face damaged my eyes, and neither did his overly friendly dog do me any harm, I simply reflected on the fact the world is a better place when people are considerate of other people.

4 comments:

  1. People can be amazing. Sadly so. But, at least, you had an adventure (always look at the bright side, I guess.)

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    1. and where would Square Pegs be without all these funny little things that happen to me?

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  2. That is incredibly rude and I'm angry on your behalf. Generally, I've noticed men won't apologize for anything, ever. Women almost always do. I'm sure you're not like that, but many are. Nonetheless, he showed zero consideration of others, and excuse me while I wish bad Karma on him...

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    1. You sound more upset than I was (or am). I appreciate your sympathetic outrage. Re men and women, I agree with the generalization.

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